I have been sitting here, spinning in my chair and staring at the blank page for an hour. I have Tweeted, Facebooked and emailed. I have sipped my coffee, talked to the dog and stared off into space. I have wracked my brain, mustered my wit and searched for something funny or substantial to say but I'm drawing a blank. I got nothing today, nothing but random thoughts ... so here they are ... my random thoughts.
The writing in Season Four of The West Wing is substantially better than Season Three. Did Aaron Sorkin take more showers during the writing of Season Four or did he just know the characters better? I like saying Tommy Schlamme. Did his parents do that to him on purpose or did they think everyone would call him Thomas for his whole life?
I need to make Mischief brush his hair before school, hopping out of the jeep this morning he looked like one of those Albert Einstein bobble heads from Night at the Museum. That's the way I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh. What's up with bobble heads anyway ... why would anyone collect them? They're weird. Maybe I'll start a new trend ... Bobble Bodies, little figurines that you attach to the ceiling of your car and then their bodies swing when you drive. Oh, wait ... (visualising a car filled with tiny hanging bodies) maybe that's a bad idea. Bobble heads are still weird.
Coffeejuice should be sold in bigger cups, some days an extra large just isn't big enough. 'Nough said.
Where have all of Crafty's socks gone? I have washed and folded all the laundry but still she has no socks in her basket ... does she eat them or something? For that matter I can't find most of Mischief's t-shirts. What I do have an over abundance of is Lego in the dryer. It's like some kind of mass Lego grave site when I go to fold laundry, there are little plastic body parts everywhere! I should really do a better job of checking pockets before I load the washer.
Why does the dog only lean against me when I am wearing black pants? Does she know her hair shows up better on black or does she just really love that colour?
I would like a new office chair, one with a mesh back and arms, yeah, definitely one with arms. Do office chairs have cup holders? I mean is there one with cup holders? There should be. I'm going to invent one.
I wonder what Bono is doing right now?
When you start a sentence with I wonder is it really a question or is it just a statement? I wonder? I wonder. Ack, I don't really care. I need more coffeejuice.
Happy Friday, folks!